http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/08/gadget-sex/

SO! Anyone that knows anything about me knows that I hate the sea of Apple fanboys everywhere around this world. Their self indulgent rantings about how their phone/app/testicle is so much better than anything else out there, except for the fact that 1. their iphone 4 doesnt make calls when held and; 2. they need an app to change their ringtone.

This doesnt come as a complete shock that they get more sex. Im under the assumption that its with themselves and other slutty apple whores that like any trend that shows up under their snobby little noses. If this is any indictation, the 1 in 3 people that have herpes in this world would be an iphone user.

I should be happy though. I now know that if i ask a girl what type of phone she uses, that i should instantly dismiss her as any kind of sexual or intimate partner of any kind. I can only see this is an epic WEINZ! (win).

-Rick

http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/ipad-owner-are-selfish-elites-critics-...

The proof is in the stats, man!

And lets face it, i have no sex appeal and im not very easy to use (someone threw out the manual)

-Rick

ahahahaha I love these, probably because I 1. like David Caruso; 2. Watch CSI Miami a bit and; 3. hate iphone douchebags.

Mad props to the daily what again!

-Rick

http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/iphone/stunned-apple-blames-software-for-reception-woes-20100705-zwbe.html

Bow down to your master, Steve Jobs! FOR HE IS FAIL!

-Rick